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Iron Sign Your a Mom

Good morning everyone welcome to Wednesday hump day. Only two more work days to go until the weekend and freedom. I thought I would post something that will hopefully make you smile this morning. I have put together a list below, in no certain order, please read and enjoy then in the comments tell me how many items fit you and your household. Here it goes, ten signs that you are a mom:
1. Laundry baskets are like a bottomless pit. No matter how many loads of laundry are done on laundry day they are always full.
2. You spend all day cleaning and in a matter of 5 minutes after the kids come home it looks like a tornado ripped through the house making it look like you did nothing all day.
3. You are never lonely or bored in the bathroom because now you have an audience asking questions that cannot wait 2 minutes.
4. Your uterus becomes a homing device for everyone’s lost belongings in the house except your own.
5. You shower with the bathroom door open and poke your head out with each little noise you hear and yell “What are you doing?”. This becomes such habit you still twitch at noises even when you are alone.
6. You get more exercise at home than the gym by chasing down the little one, trying to clean up after them from room to room, 5,000 trips up the hall at bedtime for little requests and questions that cannot wait until morning. When morning comes it is another 5,000 trips to get them out of bed on time to catch the bus.
7. You repeat the same things everyday a 1,000 times over and over again until you think it would be easier to record them and play it on a loop throughout the house to save time and your sanity.
8. You get up a little earlier than the kids just so you can quickly down your breakfast which is comprised of a couple cups of coffee so you can prepare yourself for the morning chaos before school.
9. You go to Hell-mart in the dead of night for medicine for your baby that has been crying for the last few hours and you ran out of what you need. You go with unidentifiable spots on your nightclothes, hair is a mess, blood shot eyes, no make-up and you smell ripe after no shower for 2 days because baby cries louder if you try to put them down so you just keep pacing the floors and rocking them.
10. You are no longer known by your name you lose your old identity and become —–‘s mom.
I hope you enjoy and happy hump day!!!!

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Iron Winner

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Yep you are seeing that correctly I have been given this award from one of my biggest fans and fellow blogger Servant Z at fourcatpaw http://fourcatpaw.wordpress.com I am so excited and honored to receive this amazing award!!! They are a new follower but between this blog and my previous blog they have been reading felt I deserved this extremely honorable award. So I am proudly posting this for all to see. Thank you so much Servant Z

Love Iron Mom

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I am not the only blog out there that should enjoy a nod for writing awesome blogs as well.  So I am going to nominate a couple blogs that are amazing.  These fellow bloggers I met on my sister blog (the single Iron Mom obviously before I started this one lol) Single Mom World and have followed me for years.

http://trishatruly.wordpress.com – I have known Trisha almost from the beginning, she has watched me evolve into a better writer not to mention stronger mother and watched my daughter grow over the years. I love her blog and all the peeks into her blessed life.

http://doggonedmysteries.wordpress.com – This fellow blogger is an amazing writer, not only on her blog but the book she wrote as well shows her talents.  She is the one I have gone to for raw honest critiques of stories I write outside the blogging world and was never disappointed in the pointers I received back. She helped me grow as a writer and is fun to chat with. She is a strong amazing person and writer that greatly deserves this nod.

You both earned this and I am honored to nominate you!!

 

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